Do you have a SMOT: Super Massive Octo Tote?
A brilliant way to spend $100 and elevate your surf life.
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Talking about surf equipment can be exhausting — especially when the waves are average. We love to talk shop. We all become card-carrying members of G.N.A.S.H. (Global Network of Anecdotal Surfer Horseshit — coined by literary icon Thomas Pynchon in his book Inherent Vice). Bad waves drive us to chit chat.
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